jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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