And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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