): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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