To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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