i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Randomize
