she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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