Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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