If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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