Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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