It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
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Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I would fuck him just for his dog
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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