that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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