YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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