similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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