ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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