So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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