oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I am never drinking with the goths again.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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