Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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