Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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