Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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