I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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