I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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