Where did you get a picture of my penis
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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