she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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