I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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