Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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