A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
