If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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