I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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