It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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