well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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