VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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