I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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