What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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