I CAN MOONWALK!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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