Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
Randomize
