In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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