We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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