You really coming over, don't trick.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Randomize
