Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
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i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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