come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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