Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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