I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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