So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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