I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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