I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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