you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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