you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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