I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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