my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.