wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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