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I bet he comes in French.

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(626): I bet he comes in French. http://tfl.nu/k7nd

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(503): View more from Oregon

what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?

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(503): what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage? http://tfl.nu/3y3m

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I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.

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(305): I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him. http://tfl.nu/ngz7

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Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.

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(847): Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant. http://tfl.nu/q6o4

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(419): View more from Ohio

All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS

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(419): All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS http://tfl.nu/2lvs

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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.

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(608): Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college. http://tfl.nu/sy1r

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(415): View more from California

sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.

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(415): sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened. http://tfl.nu/mg5e

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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.

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(941): i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone. http://tfl.nu/fsw6

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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.

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(815): This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro. http://tfl.nu/5jtw

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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you

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(615): Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you http://tfl.nu/wyc5

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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.

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(627): The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever. http://tfl.nu/zns8

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Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.

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(480): Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night. http://tfl.nu/s016

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(330): View more from Ohio

God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms

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(330): God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms http://tfl.nu/9eem

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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.

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(703): I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat. http://tfl.nu/wce9

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(254): View more from Texas

when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.

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(254): when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view. http://tfl.nu/ibh3

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