based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
