We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
