3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony