Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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