I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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