I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I would ride that face into the sunset
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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