Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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