Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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