Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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